|A panda walks into a café, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't even pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a panda! Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and reads the following definition for panda: "A tree-dwelling placental mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white colouring. Eats, shoots and leaves."